Tuesday, March 22, 2005
OCD
Its official now. The UGAJ, (United Gang Against Jupe) an exclusive club with restricted membership whose sole founding objective was to study, analyse and then come to outrageously arbit conclusions about Jupe has delivered its finally report. Jupe is suffering. Jupe maybe even dying. From OCD. That's Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Here is a sneak preview of the report before its made public.
Charge no: 1
Obsession: English spelling
Compulsion: If there is even a single instance of the world 'weird' being spelt otherwise, then Jupe marks the owner for further scrutiny, sometimes going as further as using Ctrl F in that page and sieving through all the other contents to see if the offender was just careless or habitual.
I plead guilty ;-)
Charge no: 5
Obsession: Cleanliness
Compulsion: Wherever he dines (even if its at the Taj), Jupe watches carefully to see if the waiter serving him has his fingers sticking into the glass of water, not to mention the water having to be crystal clear.
I plead guilty :-)
Charge no: 7
Obsession: To be different from the crowd
Compulsion: So what if everyone loved a movie, Jupe will find fault with it. If the entire team wants to make a graphic intensive presentation on Power Point, Jupe will insist on a simple chalk and talk. If everybody wants to sit and home and laze on a hot Sunday afternoon, Jupe will insist on a cycling expedition.
I plead not guilty
Here is a sneak preview of the report before its made public.
Charge no: 1
Obsession: English spelling
Compulsion: If there is even a single instance of the world 'weird' being spelt otherwise, then Jupe marks the owner for further scrutiny, sometimes going as further as using Ctrl F in that page and sieving through all the other contents to see if the offender was just careless or habitual.
I plead guilty ;-)
Charge no: 5
Obsession: Cleanliness
Compulsion: Wherever he dines (even if its at the Taj), Jupe watches carefully to see if the waiter serving him has his fingers sticking into the glass of water, not to mention the water having to be crystal clear.
I plead guilty :-)
Charge no: 7
Obsession: To be different from the crowd
Compulsion: So what if everyone loved a movie, Jupe will find fault with it. If the entire team wants to make a graphic intensive presentation on Power Point, Jupe will insist on a simple chalk and talk. If everybody wants to sit and home and laze on a hot Sunday afternoon, Jupe will insist on a cycling expedition.
I plead not guilty
